The home we rent here in California is owned by a couple who is a little older—probably ten to twenty years—than we are. So they’re still incredibly young :-). However, they occasionally receive what I like to call “death mail”: postcards and letters advertising burial plots, funeral services and the like.
Last week, a postcard arrived that I just couldn’t ignore because it advertised “Live Streaming.” Of course, what they mean is live streaming of the funeral/memorial service. But with this line: “Now with Live Streaming loved ones are able to attend the service even if the distance is too great,” I just couldn’t get it out of my head that they plan to Live Stream the dead loved one.
I’m figuring the shock of seeing a dead loved one on the big screen during his/her service is going to be enough to cause a few heart attacks in the audience. Talk about seeding your business. Scare the crap out of the attendees and scoop up your next three live streaming clients. LOL.
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This is National Spring Fever Week so get outside and do something a little crazy. Wear a hula skirt in 40-degree weather, walk the dog—backward, plant wildflowers in your least favorite neighbor’s yard.
