Kelsey’s preferences on a number of important life decisions:
White or wheat? Wheat except when eating Texas BBQ. Then it’s stick-to-the-roof-of-your-mouth white all the way!
Dog or cat? Dog. I’m the only one who is allowed to be a moody princess at my house.
Drive or fly? Fly. Where the heck am I going to drive—Saudi Arabia?
PBJ or tuna? Depends on mood. PBJ with peach jam or apple butter. Tuna should never be made with apples or nuts.
Leather or lace? Leather. Lace is itchy!
Mountains or beach? Mountains with a hot, festive beverage.
Paperback or hardback? Paperback. Lighter when reading in the bathtub.
Flip flops or tennis shoes? Flops. The all-purpose shoe.
Pen or pencil? Pen, even for Sudoku.
Mac or PC? PC, although I love my iPod touch and covet the iMacs.
Coffee or tea? Coffee, especially HEB’s Café Ole brand.
Night owl or early riser? Early riser.
Cat Woman or Wonder Woman? Cat Woman’s outfit with Wonder Woman’s bling.
Superman or Batman? A man in tights? Both creep me out a bit.
Summer or winter? Winter because I’ve lived in perpetual summer for the past four years.
Coke or Pepsi? Coke. Pepsi is an affront to all loyal Coke drinkers. A waiter should never ask, “Will Pepsi be okay?” because the answer is “Hell, no!”
Baseball or football? Baseball, baby, because there ain’t no pads in those pants!
